Tuesday, April 26, 2011

A Conversation With My Grandfather

G: This is strictly a business call.

Me: Ok?

G: What are you going to do about A, B, C, D, E, F, & G? I already figured out H-P.

Me: Oh. . .really? Um, hadn't really thought about where the grandmothers will gather while waiting to be walked in. . .

G: You need to decide that ASAP. What about Q, R, S, T, U, and V?

Me: Do I really need to figure out what time we will start baking cupcakes right now?

G: Yes. Also, W, X, Y, and Z.

Me: No. I am not printing in the program that you are not allowed to go to the bathroom during the ceremony.

G: Just think about it.

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